Neil Glad was a JOAT.
That's the acronym for Jack of All Trades.
He hadn't done everything, but it always seemed like he could, given half a chance.
Bicyclist, 1924
Pilot, 1943
Cabdriver, 1947
Amateur Astronomer, 1957
Gadget Builder and Driver, 1963
Riverboat Gambler, under arrest,
and ready for the parade
and ready for the parade
Really Nice Guy, 1980